Ways to get sucker punched:

1. When my child is crying, and I pick him up, do not offer to take him. You arms are no better than mine. Your mere insistence that he go with you, is an insult to my parenting skills. Maybe I want him to cry. Ever thought about that? Maybe I don't want him coddled every time he falls. And when he falls and really hurts himself, I suggest you step away. My momma bear instincts will kick in, and I will sucker punch anyone who comes between me and my cubby. When I'm ready, I'll let you hold him. 

2. Don't ever reach for my child and pull his arm while I'm holding him. He isn't a tug-a-war toy. I will sucker punch you!

Let's just start with these two (for now)